The Viagra Song AKA It' Ain't as Hard as You Think

I played this at teacher camp and managed to pretty much get all the way through without screwing up badly or forgetting the words.

It Ain’t as Hard as You Think
G C G
I met a woman. She was kind of sleazy.
G D C G
I took her home. I gave her a drink
I said, "Momma, this love ain't easy."
She told me, "Daddy, it ain't as hard as you think."
[Chorus]
Hard as you think, not as hard as you think,
She told me, “It ain’t as hard as you think.”

We went in the bedroom. She took off her bra.
My heart started racing when I caught a peek.
I ran to the bathroom to get a Viagra.
I forgot I used them up last week.
[Chorus2]
Hard as you think, not as hard as you think,
Sex without viagra: it ain’t as hard as you think.

Back in the bedroom I tried to get going
I tried all my usual hijinks and kinks,
When I tried to slide in, her look was knowing:
She said, "Daddy, it ain't as hard as you think."
[Chorus2]
When I was a young man, I walked like a god
My pants were stretched out by a steel-hard rod.
But now I’ve grown older, I can’t get a thrill
Unless I have taken my little blue pill.
[Chorus2]
All of you guys who still think you’re studs
Whenever you’ve had a bit too much to drink
Then get in the sack and turn out to be duds,
Sex without Viagra: it ain’t as hard as you think!
[Chorus2]